I would never die for my beliefs because I might be wrong (Bertrand Russell)

I like marriage. The idea. (Toni Morrison)

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself (Josh Billings)

I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally (W.C. Fields)

Humor is despair refusing to take itself seriously. (Arland Ussher)

God could create the world in six days because he didn't have to make it compatible with the previous version.

A friend doesn`t go on a diet because you are fat (Erma Bombeck)

A woman has got to love a bad man once or twice in her life, to be thankful for a good one (Marjorie Kinnan Rawlings)

Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company (Mark Twain)

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before (Mae West)

I realize that humor isn't for everyone. It's only for people who want to have fun, enjoy life, and feel alive. (Anne Wilson Schaef)

Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please. (Mark Twain)