Oct
07

Funny quotes

I would never die for my beliefs because I might be wrong (Bertrand Russell)

I would never die for my beliefs because I might be wrong (Bertrand Russell)

I like marriage. The idea. (Toni Morrison)

I like marriage. The idea. (Toni Morrison)

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself (Josh Billings)

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself (Josh Billings)

I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally (W.C. Fields)

I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally (W.C. Fields)

Humor is despair refusing to take itself seriously. (Arland Ussher)

Humor is despair refusing to take itself seriously. (Arland Ussher)

God could create the world in six days because he didn't have to make it compatible with the previous version.

God could create the world in six days because he didn't have to make it compatible with the previous version.

A friend doesn`t go on a diet because you are fat (Erma Bombeck)

A friend doesn`t go on a diet because you are fat (Erma Bombeck)

A woman has got to love a bad man once or twice in her life, to be thankful for a good one (Marjorie Kinnan Rawlings)

A woman has got to love a bad man once or twice in her life, to be thankful for a good one (Marjorie Kinnan Rawlings)

Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company (Mark Twain)

Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company (Mark Twain)

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before (Mae West)

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before (Mae West)

I realize that humor isn't for everyone. It's only for people who want to have fun, enjoy life, and feel alive. (Anne Wilson Schaef)

I realize that humor isn't for everyone. It's only for people who want to have fun, enjoy life, and feel alive. (Anne Wilson Schaef)

Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please. (Mark Twain)

Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please. (Mark Twain)

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Dec
22

What is in a box? It is a cat!!!

Amazon box cat

Amazon box cat

Funny cat in a box

Funny cat in a box

Boxed cat

Boxed cat

Sleepy cat in a box

Sleepy cat in a box

Siam cat box

Siam cat box

Yawning cat in a box

Yawning cat in a box

Two cats in the box

Two cats in the box from Flickr by Murph & Billy

Cat inside a box

Cat inside a box

Sleeping cat in a box

Sleeping cat in a box

Cat house in a box

Cat house in a box

Nice cat in a box

Nice cat in a box

Box of Cats

Box of Cats

Cat boxed

Cat boxed

Cool cat in a box

Cool cat in a box

Cat box

Cat box

7 Cats

7 Cats